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Ohhh Sparkly!

It is not that I do not like earring, it is just that I have a chronic fear of needles and needlely like objects (like needles). Such a chronic fear has ensure that the idea of getting a piercing has never, EVER crossed my mind (not even once, though the never, EVER is a fairly sure give-a-way of such a strong opposition) and the only way I would get one is if I was seriously drunk, but since I’m not a fan of getting drunk the chances are still pretty nonexistent.

So taking my fear of ever piercing my beautifully formed body (I kid, I kid – no seriously I kid), I interviewed my friend Dylan who is cute and adorable and is willing to do anything for a hug :).

  1. When did you first get your ears pierced?
    • Ummmmm grade 6,
      Then again last year.
  2. New (additional) holes or did the old ones heal over?
    • Healed over
  3. When did you stop wearing them the first time, and why?
    • Because the bitch who did them did one crooked.
  4. Wow! Trainee hairdressers ftl!
    Are they the only piercing you have?

    • No, two belly and I did have my tongue done
  5. Any more to come?
    • Ummmmm, yeah probably my seconds and get my tongue done again
  6. Your tongue again?
    • Because I miss it
  7. Wait, so your tongue healed as well?
    • Yeah
  8. Fair enough. What type of earrings do you wear the most?
    • Studs
  9. Colours?
    • Silver
  10. Thanks Dilli <3
    • No problems 🙂
      I’m happy to help!
  11. *hugs*
    • *high fives*

What I don’t understand is those who stretch their various pierced holes making themselves look like complete idiots. Is it some kind of subtle silent protest against the injustices and poverty in Africa or are they that unique and individual that their inner pain is nothing like anyone would possibly imagine, or maybe they wake up wishing they were the child of Satan (better put it in capitals so he doesn’t get pissy) – what ever the reason you look like a douchefag and probably need to re-evaluate your outlook on life.


Belts: suspenders younger, popular and better-looking second cousin.

Throughout my youth one thing that was always on my birthday and Christmas lists was a nice dress belt. Needless-to-say, every year my ‘loved’ ones fail to deliver, time and time again. It was only when I hit my twenties that they finally heard my pleas and bought me one – about freaken time.

So that’s my belt story. It is not a very good one but what an you can do.

As far as belts go, I am much of a novice. I have always just had the ‘school-boy’ belt and the basic dress belt. It has been only recently that I was given a brown leather ‘casual’ belt as well. I do not understand big belt buckles, I do not understand those belts that are clearly not doing any belting and are sitting around looking pretty. I do not understand those ‘belt’ looking things that simply wrap around a woman’s hips and that is it. I think it is pretty safe to say the I have missed the belt boat and probably need to buy a ticket somewhere.

This is my version of a nice decent belt:Alfani Belt, Leather Reversible Dress Belt - Macy's
…how can you go wrong. It’s stylish yet it doesn’t overbear the whole outfit. It’s a nice dressy little number that is under USD$20.

And now, what Ripp thinks of belts:

  1. what do you think of belts?
    • I think belts are wonderful
  2. What makes a good belt?
    • A good belt is a belt that isn’t obnoxious, that ranges in sizes from 4+/- your own size, no spikes no chains none of that shit
  3. How important is a belt to completing your look?
    • It has to be formal, they work and they look nice
  4. Belts, big or small?
    • I prefer belts that don’t have holes especially, the ones with the little device that you can adjust to any spot on the belt