Look, but don't touch…

What can I say, this little gadget blows air through the hollow hangers and then folds up to a tiny 250*520*320.

The designer is Qin Shuai.

Pino…

Okay, so I have been planning a body-painting session with a friend of mine for AGES now and I have finally gotten together with my friend to do. If there’s anything that I’ve learnt is that one, it takes AGES to paint an arm (seriously, there is a LOT of surface area there you just don’t realise) and you should start painting at night if you have work in the morning (early start too). The pattern we did was pretty simple yet it looked awesome when it was done (we could only do half of her because of time). Before you start complaining I shall not be posting any of the picture on here but I will be post some other peoples fantastic work instead.

An artist who can pretty much be known as THE body paint artist is Joanna Gair:

I doubt my dabblings with my model will EVER get half as good as Gair’s work, but it is definitely something to aspire to.

When my model and I get comfortable with the process we’ll do a proper job and THEN you’ll be able to see the results, but until then you’ll just have to make do (sorry kids).

Pino…

I know this is generally male orientated ‘fashion’ blog; I also know that it’s a male ‘fashion’ (I use fashion in quotes because it’s quite obvious that I have no idea about fashion past knowing all the words to the David Bowie song) blog that reports on cheap and affordable items of clothing; but sometimes you see something that makes you a) wish you were a woman, and b) had so much money to spare. The item in question is this:

In the words of Bowie, “Wham, Bam – thank-you you mam!”. At an ‘affordable’ £340, before shipping and the rest, it’s not something you’re going to be buying as the mood takes you (if it is than you either have way too much money to throw around or need to get some help – you have a problem). Luckily for those of you who live in the lovely UK you get awesome free shipping for items over £100, which is somewhat of a consolation I guess.

I know I make a lot of jokes on here in attempt to sugar coat my chronic cynicism and to cover up the fact that I really have no idea what I’m talking about, but I am deadly serious when I say that after looking through the catalogue at Fairy Goth Mother I really do wish I were a woman. Their dresses, corsets, lingerie, gowns and all items in-between are all cute and adorable, sexy and seductive, sensible and provocative, and sometimes all of these things at once.

For those of you who aren’t made of money there are some pretty impressive savings on the older items (some by £200 alone) found under the clearance section of the website. So much sigh, so much sigh.

Pino…