Archive for July, 2010

Saggy Pants are Butt-Ugly but Legal: Judge

This is a loss for fashion, style, taste and decency everywhere!

Saggy pants are butt-ugly but legal: judge - NYPOST.com
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How Long Are Your Pants?

I must admit, the majority of the Trussardi 1911 Spring 2011 collection is rather impressive, until however, you have a look at the length of the pants. This may seem like a pretty petty thing but it makes a really nice outfit look like you cannot afford to go buy pants that actually fit you. Plus, there are a few ‘Village People’ moments here that I would rather not see ever again.

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Giant Cardboard Robot Arms

“Arm yourself with giant cardboard robot arms! Perfect for giant robot hugs, super high high-fives, & terrorising small children.

Customise them just for you! Cover them in stickers, paint them, glue stuff to them, or add lights. Treat your new arms as your cardboard canvas.”

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So much win! Available here.

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Does Anyone Remember GTA: San Andreas?

While I enjoy the GTA line of games I cannot say I’m a MASSIVE fan, the kind that plays it over and over, but I do enjoy the games for a bit of a release every now-and-then. One this I do miss is the clothing choices available to you in SA. There was around 250 individual items – accessories included – available from six different clothing chains across the islands. Unfortunately, this massive range was pruned severely for all games succeeding SA and the option to completely customise ones own avatar (including weight and fitness thanks to the gyms and fast food outlets) is basic to say the least.

In any case, I miss looking good when I am kick arse – hopefully GTA V brings back the love.

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‘Hippy’ is the New Black (Apparently)

According to the New York Post, this Summer’s beachwear (the northern hemisphere’s at least) is all about looking like a ‘hippy’. Not that I have a problem with hippies (except vegans, well, vegans in general), but from the pictures that were published it just looks like an excuse to wear your mother’s hand-me-downs, making special consideration not to pick anything that goes with anything else. I’m also curious to how my mother’s hand-me-downs are suddenly considered ‘hippy’ because she surely was not (it would definitely make the stories at Christmas a lot more exciting if she was).

Hippie-inspired summer beachwear perfect for tanning and drinking cocktails - NYPOST.com Hippie-inspired summer beachwear perfect for tanning and drinking cocktails - NYPOST.com

As you can imagine with any accepted fashion trend, the clothing and accessories related to it are never cheap, and this ‘hippy-inspired’ beach party is no exception. Giuseppe Zanotti sandals for USD$1,041; Limpopo necklace for USD$350; Nanette Lepore Skort (what the hell is a skort?) for USD$99; Jean Paul Gaultier tunic and bikini for a cheap USD$390 and USD$295, respectively; necklace from Patricia Field, USD$72; Hei Hei shorts for USD$58; the list goes on and on. And you can see just like I can, these are not fancy items, they’re crappy bits and pieces that look like they were made by some girl with too much hair in too many places that only bathes in the ocean, wears nothing but frangipanis in her hair and whose name is Experience. Come to think of it, I remember making one of those necklaces for my mother for mother’s day in art in primary school.

Hippie-inspired summer beachwear perfect for tanning and drinking cocktails - NYPOST.com Hippie-inspired summer beachwear perfect for tanning and drinking cocktails - NYPOST.com

People will pay though, people will pay.

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